Scrub Wisdom

Elliot: J.D., it's just so weird. I mean, my whole future was right there in front of me, and I just walked away. All because of you.

J.D.: Well, I think you made the right choice.

J.D.'s (narration): I think that the problem with most people who want what they can't have is that, when they actually get the thing they covet, they don't want it anymore. But not this guy.

Elliot: Well, Dr. Dorian, you have me. You finally have me.

J.D. (thinking): Oh, my God! I DON'T WANT HER!


(Scrubs)